you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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