The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
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