For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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