She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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