I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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