am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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