Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
