You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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