Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She bit a glass in half.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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