Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
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I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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