Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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