you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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