Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
this just has baby written all over it
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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