It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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