There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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