I think I am morally bankrupt
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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