Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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