I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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