tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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