i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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