Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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