I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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