I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I have aggressive nipples.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
i out mim tonsoeep
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