The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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