need another drink. this is the easiest way
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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