i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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