yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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