is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
We left the knife in your bed.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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