is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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