Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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