it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Use "feeling words"
Yay
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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