brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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