Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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