watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
It's rum buckets o'clock
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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