soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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