You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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