The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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