Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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