Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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