Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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