About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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