i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Man, jail baloney is awful.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
Randomize
