Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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