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I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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