Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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