Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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