i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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