Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
