This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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