yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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