Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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