It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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