he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
false alarm. still invincible.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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