I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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