3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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