Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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