Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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